Author/Artist: stupid_drawings
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Image heavy, and I curse a lot
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, nor any of the apple product designs.
Summary: John is having issues with his phone.
Notes: Ok, so I made it an iphone because it seems to be the phone with the biggest issues with auto-correcting gone awry. Just pretend maybe he's got the pink phone if the iphone setting really ruins your suspension of disbelief. I spend too much time on damnyouautocorrect.com. Any errors in the text are supposed to be there
Also, if you're interested in making a text fic and would like a blank template, just ask. Yeah, I did this on Photoshop because I don't have an iphone.






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Brilliant.
*still laughing*
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March 10 2011, 07:39:56 UTC 1 year ago
YOU MONSTER!
[quickly hides her innocent tropical fruit from the evil man]
March 10 2011, 07:46:06 UTC 1 year ago
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March 10 2011, 07:42:54 UTC 1 year ago
*dies laughing*
Dear John... feel free to hump Sherlock - and try to figure out beforehand how to take pictures! TIA
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Thanks!
March 10 2011, 07:50:37 UTC 1 year ago
i didn't know it existed but I totally love auto-correct fic
March 10 2011, 14:38:02 UTC 1 year ago
March 10 2011, 07:53:50 UTC 1 year ago
I don't know Howard either.
I was laughing from the first line but that bit right there just about killed me with laughter. :D
March 10 2011, 13:38:56 UTC 1 year ago
Oh my poor nose... *LOL*
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March 10 2011, 08:02:20 UTC 1 year ago
But that poor mango, I'm sure it was completely innocent!
March 10 2011, 14:42:19 UTC 1 year ago
Yeah, probably. Most mangoes are quite harmless.
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March 10 2011, 08:16:32 UTC 1 year ago
This was hilarious!
March 10 2011, 14:45:52 UTC 1 year ago
Yes, I do think that was probably the one that paid off the most. Though I must admit, I am a dork and still giggle at "erection".
March 10 2011, 08:18:19 UTC 1 year ago
I have a sudden urge to save these texts and show them around
He would. I would for that matter XD
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March 10 2011, 08:48:50 UTC 1 year ago
I mean, it's all good... but you had me at 'Howard'. Then Sherlock using the word 'cute', aww - he's right though, it is totally cute, though no doubt infuriating in practice.
I am going to save this to re-read whenever I feel the least bit grumpy, thank you very much :D
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It's a good thing I'm sat on my own, or I would look VERY strange. Seriously laughing so much!! XD
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March 10 2011, 10:06:44 UTC 1 year ago
Favorites:
"I have killed mango in cold blood"
"I am going to hump you when I get home"
My cheeks hurt! Thank you for this!
March 10 2011, 15:01:13 UTC 1 year ago
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Because every good line deserves a picture with it
March 10 2011, 15:02:26 UTC 1 year ago
Re: Because every good line deserves a picture with it
:DAhahahaha, thank you! Poor John will never live it down now! :P
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March 10 2011, 11:09:41 UTC 1 year ago
That was awesomely hilarious ! I have the feeling "I have killed mango in cold blood" is going to be one of those things that sticks around a while!
March 10 2011, 15:06:38 UTC 1 year ago
Oh man, that would be awesome!
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Awesome! :D
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Priceless! ROFL!
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March 10 2011, 12:34:44 UTC 1 year ago
I love Lestrade's reaction! And it is so in character for Sherlock that the only time he would ever call anyone cute is when he knows it will piss them off.
"I have killed mango in cold blood LOL.
March 10 2011, 15:23:21 UTC 1 year ago
Easiest way to fuck with most guys, tell them they are cute.
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